Vote for Maggie Green! She'll make all of your dreams come true.
Sadly enough, Maggie may not be planning to run for political office. Here's someone we'd support. We don't know much about hanging chads but we know about hangers. So Maggie may not be the next President of the USA, the next senator, congresswoman, governor or even mayor.
Where does Maggie stand on the following issues?
Breast-sex:
“I'm built for tit-fucking. I like to do it. It's one of those things that at first, I was like, ‘What the hell?' I like the noise it makes. It makes a hot noise.”
Losing American blow jobs to China:
“I don't know about that. Personally, I've been told I'm really good at sucking cock, and I love to do it, so I think if you really enjoy something and do it a lot, you're probably really good at it. That's my theory.”
Maggie's position about blow jobs:
“It's better on my knees because if I bend over for too long, it hurts my back. Sometimes it's hot if he can stand over me and fuck my face.”
There's always write-in votes. Remember, your vote will float Maggie's boat. With your help, we can make this election a bust!